Let there be light.
So today, I had a daydream about Allfrost. Eww. He was a girl! >3 A really PRETTY girl.
Then Mike came and WOWZA! His hippo was HUGE! Moe was raping Sal and Mysty was drinking from the pond like a dog. Lilly. MAN! Lilly! She was all over the place. I coulda' swore there were 7.. Wait.. THATS WHAT THAT CLONING MACHINE WAS?!
John and Swiss were. Well. Fighting. Threw themselves at a car. The car exploded and joey and Carmen came from it and were all "Hi OJ" and I was like, "Hi Joey" and they were all "Hi OJ" and I was all "Hi Carmen" and they were all "AHH! OJ!" and I was all "AHH CARMEN!" and they were all "AHH! OJ!" and I was all "AHH JOEY!" and they exploded and I went flying into Mysty who was now swiming with the Squids and I seen Sara and gave her some cat treats and she turnned into a magical platypus and her and Scruffy raced with us all on their backs and we ended up on the moon. We then all started dancing and the moon exploded and back down on eatrh I was rolling a big ball like I was Katamari and I got FUCKING SHOT BY THE F.B.SCRUFFYS! I escaped behind a dark aley and met up with a hobo. He tought me the hobo ways and I can be a professional hobo now. He lent me a shopping cart that was full of stuff to push arround and half way down the street A FUCKING HERD OF ELEPHANTS JUMPPED FROM THE CART! I had nowhere to hide! Then Moe in his Tarzan outfit came and zaved me and brought me ontop the tall building by us. Moe, Swis, Mike, Lilly and Mysty were there. It was a mission to save Tobi!
We all drank lemonade and all of a sudden the glass broke and it molded into a horse. We all rode the long horse to go save Tobi. He was being held captive in a castle far away by an evil bubble breathing dragon. They were exploding toxic bubbles so it was worse then it sounded. Mysty was the only one to get by him and make it to the castles edge without being seen. She looked up at Tobi and screamed "LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!" When she got to the top there was a guardsman.. ZOMBIE! D< No one can defeat the Zombie Tom! They had an epic battle and half the world was destroyed. We now all live on a small island in the middle of the bremuta triangle. It was a great day.
The day before I had a hangover and Swis came in her supar hero outfit and we went on a stupar mission which involved saving the poor sexy scruffy off the tracks. Mike had a gun. and rope.. and a moustache and a bazuka and a nerf gun and some chainsaws and some hoolahoops. I don't want to think of what he was going to do the the poor defensless Scruffy. We saved the poor Scruffy in the cute pink dress and returned him to Moesive. Moesive was soo happy and almost tripped on his dress running to embrace teh Scruffy. He cried in his hankerchife and his nose was running. Sal was verry thankfull and him and Moe hugged alot. they then gave us 4 sacks of potatoes, 7 pies and ONE pass to the rodeo. Me and Cwiso played rock paper scissors over that DASTARDLY ticket. I lost epicly. Cwis-Rock Me-Scisors Cwis-Scisors Me-Scisors - Cwis-Paper Me-Scisors Cwis-Paper Me-Rock. When we got home and cooked all the potatoes for supper, threw the pies at the dog and put the ticket in the.. SHIT! WE ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE TICKET IN THE PAPER SHREADER! >.< The potatoes were a good dinner. We had mashed, boiled, baked, skins, roasted and any other potatoes you can think of. We then realised.. We didn't put Mike in jail. A HOOLAHOOP CAME FLYING THROUGH THE KITCHEN WINDOWN AND HE JUMPED IN WITH A CROBAR IN HAND!
I really don't remember anything before or after that till the next day. I think I got hit.
Fuck you Mike.
P.S.. P.S.

So. I think what I am trying to say here..
Is I FUCKING LOVE YOU MIKE!
Pleas fuck me hard. =3

P.S.S Fuck you Mike.
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take this hurt away
bring back yesterday.
I could say im sorry in a thousand ways. ..
I like your photography
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take this hurt away
bring back yesterday.
I could say im sorry in a thousand ways. ..
i like a lot of your city scape photo's
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><><> Proud peice of cheese of ~BadLuckProductions <><><
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take this hurt away
bring back yesterday.
I could say im sorry in a thousand ways. ..
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